Dear Yuletider

[seriousfic]

Howdy there! I'm big into femslash (someone has to be), but I'm also into het and gen, and so really have to write some of that soon. Slash isn’t really my thing (I know, what am I even doing here?). Hey, if you think you’re unhappy, imagine how my recipient is going to feel when she gets her fic and there’s no boy kissery, or it's just "and then they kissed. It was nice. What, do you want times and dates?" I'm not real into chan either, or mpreg, non-cons, any of the usual suspects. So I'd prefer if you stuck to canon instead of throwing in that, say, John secretly likes to role-play as a prostitute with Jack. I know, I'm no fun.

I like character exploration, adventure stories, fluff that isn't too fluffy, and witty banter. I'd marry witty banter if I lived in Vermont.

Oh, and have fun. I promise I'm not as picky as I sound.

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>(I know, what am I even doing here?)

Hey! That's *my* catchphrase!