Poor kitty...

[seriousfic]

So I got home from work and I found that my cat is having problems.











I don't know if he got into a fight or someone shot him with a BB gun, but he was at least okay enough to wipe that pizza sauce-looking gash off on my pantleg while I was petting him, so...



Anyway, look at this fucking face.



That's what 50 Cent looked like after he got shot, only more hardcore. Oh, other animal or kid with BB gun, you better hope the cat killed you in the heat of battle. Because if not? Shit is real. I'm not talking about me. Pumpkin will hunt you down. Look at him. He's fucking zen. He's a zen fucking samurai. Five days, tops, I'm going to find a dead wolverine dropped on my doormat and Pumpkin licking his paw like it ain't no thang. And that's what's up.

Comments

[milleniumrex.livejournal.com]

Aww poor kitty. :(

Hope he's okay. And he does look POd in that last post. Scarily so. @_@

[seriousfic.livejournal.com]

Scarily familiar, really...

[derawr.livejournal.com]

Poor kitty...It's very hard to resist the urge to try to baby him. :(

I hope he'll be okay.


Also, is it common for comic book nerds to have an orange tabby named Pumpkin? I think I might be missing something.

[seriousfic.livejournal.com]

Also, is it common for comic book nerds to have an orange tabby named Pumpkin? I think I might be missing something.

I'm a mystery wrapped in an enigma who owns a kitty.

The_Lurker

[(Anonymous)]

Give poor Pumpkin my best wishes.
(Lurker looks at the last picture.)
HOLY SHIT!!!
Scratch that! Give the OTHER GUY my best wishes, THEY gonna need it.
I think i peed my pants a little...

[su-bones.livejournal.com]

Oh no, poor kitty :/


But I shouldn't call him kitty, should I? He looks very badass LOL

[doop.livejournal.com]

I'd take him to the vet, and if it turns out it was a BB gun, contact the police.