Sienna Miller and Rachel Nichols

You know, these two?



Guess how they spent Valentine's Day?

"We needed each other - it was a very testosterone-fuelled environment. We actually spent Valentine's Day together, in my bed!"



If anyone needs me, I'll be adding "Sienna Miller/Rachel Nichols -- box of chocolates" to every one of the dozen femslash kink memes going on at the moment.

Is Doira Baird the new Megan Fox?

I only ask because these are some of her Tweets.

* I guess I “mock” myself then. And by “mock” I mean “make love to”.

* I am a human masturbatory aid. Dream #14, check.

* Im happy to pop your cherry.

* Im always here with a dildo joke.

* Watch me jiggle my boobs at http://bit.ly/13Tm29 I know, Im quite the intellectual.

* Girl:’Can I have your autograph?’ Me:’Sure’(as Im signing) Oh, wait. Thats not my vagina’. It was Kristy Swasnsons’! Does my vagina look 40?

* Yeah, poop is the best odor. Gonna start a perfume line called ‘Ass’.

* Just saw a movie and I’m almost positive the old man sitting next to me shat himself.

* Thanks! I would love as many pantless followers as possible.

* A new strain of HIV was found in a woman in Paris. It came from a gorilla. People! Enough with the monkey f-cking already! Goats are better.

That's funnier than anything Jack Black has done for, like, five years. I love a woman with a sense of humor. And by sense of humor, I of course mean tit-tays (French for breasts).