OH, FRANK!

[seriousfic]

There is not a font big enough for the OH, FRANK! I am feeling at the moment.

From SHH's description of Frank Miller's The Spirit. "Police officer Denny Colt is nearly killed by a bullet wound but awakens to find himself in 'a new reality,' able to do things he couldn't before." Soon he meets DCI Gene Hunt, with whom he solves case with 21st century... wait, no.

"In addition to incredible endurance, Colt's pheromones have been altered, causing mutual attraction between himself and any woman he meets."

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Wait, that's...

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I mean, how...

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But that's just...

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I MEAN!!!



Frank Miller has just trolled every feminist who ever complained about female superhumans with the power of seduction. Hold on a second, let me square things around...

"In addition to incredible endurance, Colt's pheromones have been altered, causing mutual attraction between himself and any woman he meets. Colt has become a conservative, whose virile sex drive overpowers the libido of any woman he meets with sheer love of fiscal responsibility and military readiness."

There, now I feel sane again.

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Soon he meets DCI Gene Hunt, with whom he solves case with 21st century... wait, no.
That made me laugh far too hard, oh gosh. Fantastic.

AND OH, FRANK! I am utterly amused by that. I won't lie.

[seriousfic.livejournal.com]

I feel like Frank Miller is our world's equivalent of the Nolanverse Joker. He's just been... spontaneously generated by the comic book industry's wank and craziness. If you shot him, he'd just draw upon Reginald Hudlin's Black Panther run and regenerate like the T-1000.

...TRUFAX!