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seriousfic ([personal profile] seriousfic) wrote2012-02-27 01:50 pm

Jackie Chan marathon: Supercop

You know how in Wanted, there's this ridiculous comic book universe where people can do things like shoot the wings off flies and jump from building to building? And how one of the ridiculous things Angelina Jolie does is crash a car into a train? Ha ha, how silly! No one could really do that!

Then Michelle Yeoh jumps a motorcycle onto a train in real life, because's that's how few fucks she gives. If you tried to measure them, you'd have a negative number of fucks.


"Screw your physics, though."

[identity profile] mcity.livejournal.com 2012-02-28 01:24 pm (UTC)(link)
You forgot the part where she just runs up to a helicopter and starts handing out beatdowns like candy on Halloween.

[identity profile] angela627.livejournal.com 2012-02-29 08:17 pm (UTC)(link)
Man, it's been forever since I've seen this movie. I didn't know you where a MYeoh fan too. And on that note, I'm still on my dream casting kick of MYeoh guest starring on Nikita as Nikita's birth mother