Jackie Chan marathon: Supercop

[seriousfic]

You know how in Wanted, there's this ridiculous comic book universe where people can do things like shoot the wings off flies and jump from building to building? And how one of the ridiculous things Angelina Jolie does is crash a car into a train? Ha ha, how silly! No one could really do that!

Then Michelle Yeoh jumps a motorcycle onto a train in real life, because's that's how few fucks she gives. If you tried to measure them, you'd have a negative number of fucks.


"Screw your physics, though."