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seriousfic) wrote2012-01-04 09:54 pm
seriousfic) wrote2012-01-04 09:54 pm
Sherlock Holmes: A Game of Shadows - How It Should Have Ended
Courtesy of a rewatch with the mom...
EXT. REICHENBACH FALLS - EVENING
Having conceded that Moriarty will inevitably defeat him, Holmes decides to throw them both over the side. He locks his arms around Moriarty. At that moment, Watson steps through the door. The "partners" (yeah, right) (they're gay) exchange one last look.
HOLMES: Watson, good, there you are. This man just threatened you and your new wife.
Quickly, the two men jump Moriarty and wrestle him to the ground.
MORIARTY: Curses! How did you two get so good at wrestling?
Sherlock winks at Watson and gives him a playful butt-slap.
HOLMES: Thank goodness you arrived. I was just about to throw us both off the building.
WATSON: My god! You would've fallen hundreds of feet!
HOLMES: Indeed. My only chance for survival would've been the oxygen tank I pilfered from my corpulent brother Mycroft.
WATSON: Well, thankfully that wasn't necessary.
HOLMES: Although, if that had transpired, and I had survived, I could've taken the opportunity to watch you mourn my death.
WATSON: Really? That sounds kind of psychotic.
HOLMES: No, no, it'd be irascible and roguish!
WATSON: I would think you were dead! I'd be in mourning!
HOLMES: I'm Robert Downey Jr., everything I do is irascible and roguish.
EXT. REICHENBACH FALLS - EVENING
Having conceded that Moriarty will inevitably defeat him, Holmes decides to throw them both over the side. He locks his arms around Moriarty. At that moment, Watson steps through the door. The "partners" (yeah, right) (they're gay) exchange one last look.
HOLMES: Watson, good, there you are. This man just threatened you and your new wife.
Quickly, the two men jump Moriarty and wrestle him to the ground.
MORIARTY: Curses! How did you two get so good at wrestling?
Sherlock winks at Watson and gives him a playful butt-slap.
HOLMES: Thank goodness you arrived. I was just about to throw us both off the building.
WATSON: My god! You would've fallen hundreds of feet!
HOLMES: Indeed. My only chance for survival would've been the oxygen tank I pilfered from my corpulent brother Mycroft.
WATSON: Well, thankfully that wasn't necessary.
HOLMES: Although, if that had transpired, and I had survived, I could've taken the opportunity to watch you mourn my death.
WATSON: Really? That sounds kind of psychotic.
HOLMES: No, no, it'd be irascible and roguish!
WATSON: I would think you were dead! I'd be in mourning!
HOLMES: I'm Robert Downey Jr., everything I do is irascible and roguish.
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>HOLMES: I'm Robert Downey Jr., everything I do is irascible and roguish.
Touche.
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