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seriousfic ([personal profile] seriousfic) wrote2011-10-03 03:29 pm

News

One of the few subtextual things in my piecemeal Lezbos script is parodying club lesbians, or actresses who make salacious bisexual claims, since you'd never find a man winking about his sordid gay past. Or wait, no, Thomas Jane used to be a rentboy. I would pay ten bucks to see the look on Garth Ennis's face when told that the actor who played the Punisher in a movie based on his comics had dug on dudes.

In other news, a lesbian dressed in drag to seduce a straight woman. Maybe I've watched too much Bugs Bunny, but anything's funny when it involves cross-dressing. In fact, if you leave out the sex crimes, it would make a great rom-com (my new catchphrase). Hilary Swank has a crush on Sandra Bullock, but she's only into men. Can John C. Reilly's wacky gadgets help her pass for a dude, or is Sandra really falling... for what's inside?


Of course, that's assuming Swank could pass for a HOLY SHIT, DOES SHE HAVE A TWIN BROTHER?

[identity profile] doclinus.livejournal.com 2011-10-03 08:59 pm (UTC)(link)
That story is from the Daily Mail. Therefore, it is vile beyond your wildest dreams.