A cool story (bro)

[seriousfic]

So when I heard that Sally Field was going to be playing Aunt May, I didn't actually know who that was. I thought it was her.



Which would make Uncle Ben him.



Which would make Uncle Ben's killer...



I'm already liking this AU more than the movie. Did you know they're not going to have MJ, just Gwen? That's like having a Superman movie where Big Blue spends all his time romancing Lana Lang. There's a word for that.

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[box-in-the-box.livejournal.com]

Lithgow actually needs to be a Spider-Man villain. Possibly Roderick Kingsley.

And yes, it is the Smallville treatment, since Smallville was the middle point in the evolution of teen drama from Dawson's Creek to Twilight.

I love that Smallville sucks so hard that it's now ruining other superhero franchises simply by EXISTING.

[colonel-green.livejournal.com]

OH SNAP!

In all seriousness, I don't mind a little variation in the love interests, though MJ is still my favourite.