In defense of Twilight

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Well, they do suck, but since I am writing a YA novel with my, uh, sensibilities... they make things surprisingly easy.

Editor: Uh, what's with this part where the gay kid lashes out against his tormentors and tries to make a jock suck his dick? You've managed to make a school shooting more rapey.

Me: First off, it's not a school shooting if he uses psychic powers. Second, at least it's not a sentient baby breaking her mother's spine before a vampire chews her out of the womb and a a werewolf falls in love with her.

Editor: Point. How much money would you like for the movie deal?

Me: Lots.

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If they offer me a book deal, I don't care if they say the author is Lord Fancypants McGee.

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DO IT.

DO EEEETTTT.

Seriously, I'm asking because I'd like to know what book to look for in the stores.

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If I even get an agent, I'll be sure to make a post on it.