Pardon me while I have a strange interlude

[seriousfic]

Stephen King, dropping truth-bombs like the Enola fucking Gay! He's got nothing left to lose. In five years, he's either going to be dead or in jail, and he feels no compunction about taking some motherfuckers down with him.

This is kind of like Gary Oldman doing an interview for The Dark Knight DVD and saying "Oh, BTW, Benjamin Button? More like Benjamin Pretentious-Crap-On-A-Stick, am I right?" We were all thinking it, but he went ahead and said it, and he has a greater risk of being run down in the street by Angelina Jolie than we do. Then he throws up the horns because I asked him to prove his love to me and he did, like my heart knew he would.

Yes, Gary Oldman, I will marry you.

Final score: Stephen King one million, Stephanie Meyer -32.

Comments

[lurkslikefox.livejournal.com]

I just love the sheer amount of wank in whivh the twihards try to pull the 'U R JUS JELOS' card on him cos, y'know, Stephen King! In what alternate universe would he ever have call to be jealous of Stephanie Meyer?

[rann.livejournal.com]

They've probably never heard of Stephen King. If they have, they probably think "Oh, doesn't he write movies that are on the Sci-Fi channel."

We're not dealing with the most worldly, intellectual crop, here.

[madali.livejournal.com]

Power to the King

[derawr.livejournal.com]

Just -32? I figured it would be lower.

Stephen King is awesome.

[stormqueen280.livejournal.com]

I have to confess I never read Stephanie Meyer, but i am curious to read it just to find out what's this rage all about. Because frankly, for what I have heard, Twilight sounds like someone tried to mix Beverly Hills 90210 and Buffy.

Now, 90210 wasn't my cup of tea and Buffy was good the way it was, thank you. When you have David Boreanaz and James Masters, you so don't need Robert Pattinson.

[potatoko.livejournal.com]

I tried to read twilight like how some atheists try to read the bible- to try and better understand the enemy. I had to stop after page 60. You might have better luck than me, though! God speed.