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seriousfic) wrote2008-11-20 06:10 pm
seriousfic) wrote2008-11-20 06:10 pm
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Breaking up is hard to do... in SHIELD
I was just looking through an X-Men: First Class backissue (could Wanda and Jean BE anymore married?) when I noticed this:
That punching dummy has a handlebar mustache. Is Nick Fury venting frustrations arising from working with Dum-Dum Dugan? I think it'd look something... like this.
The scene: A secret gadget workshop full of strange gizmos. Dum-Dum Dugan is trying on a rocket-derby hat when Nick Fury bursts in.
Nick: SWORD, Dum-Dum? Really? Who else have you been working with? STRIKE? SAFE? HATE?
Dugan: I can't work with you on everything, Nick!
Nick: How long has this been going on?
Dugan: I did some missions with... Captain Savage and his Leatherneck Raiders.
Nick: *gasps*
Dugan: They meant nothing to me, Nick!
Nick runs off. Sarah McLachlan plays I Will Remember You over a montage of sad scenes. Dum-Dum Dugan screams in the rain, Nick Fury cries on Valentina's shoulder, Dum-Dum Dugan goes through a scrapbook of his missions with Nick until he sees a caption that says "best buds forever" and breaks down crying.
That punching dummy has a handlebar mustache. Is Nick Fury venting frustrations arising from working with Dum-Dum Dugan? I think it'd look something... like this.
The scene: A secret gadget workshop full of strange gizmos. Dum-Dum Dugan is trying on a rocket-derby hat when Nick Fury bursts in.
Nick: SWORD, Dum-Dum? Really? Who else have you been working with? STRIKE? SAFE? HATE?
Dugan: I can't work with you on everything, Nick!
Nick: How long has this been going on?
Dugan: I did some missions with... Captain Savage and his Leatherneck Raiders.
Nick: *gasps*
Dugan: They meant nothing to me, Nick!
Nick runs off. Sarah McLachlan plays I Will Remember You over a montage of sad scenes. Dum-Dum Dugan screams in the rain, Nick Fury cries on Valentina's shoulder, Dum-Dum Dugan goes through a scrapbook of his missions with Nick until he sees a caption that says "best buds forever" and breaks down crying.