Stuff from everywhere (with pictures)

[seriousfic]

Vagina bags.



They come in big capacity.

You know who could really use one of those? YOUR MOM!

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Sexist ads of yesteryear.



That's advertising soap. This is from back in the day when ads did not play softball. If you don't buy our product, YOUR MARRIAGE IS OVER.

One more...



That's not even trying to sell anything. It's just asking a rhetorical question and going "oh, buy this fine product too." Jesus.

To waste the taste of that out of your mouth, giant... mechanical... squid.



Gentlemen, I want that in my living room... serving drinks.

Comments

[parsimonia.livejournal.com]

Is it always illegal to kill a woman?

WOW. Ouch. The misogyny, it burns.

And I must say, that giant squid is amazing, and I have decided that the world needs more giant mechanized animals.

Also, hi! I friended you the other day because I read a few of your fics and really liked them. =)

[seriousfic.livejournal.com]

It's always nice to make new friends. Even nicer to make giant mechanized animals, but the fools of industry won't give me a grant. They'll pay... one day they'll all pay.

[mcity.livejournal.com]

That's not even trying to sell anything. It's just asking a rhetorical question and going "oh, buy this fine product too." Jesus.

Pretty much the opposite of those Converse ads running now that go "blah blah blah do more than lead a shallow life blah blah BUY OUR SHOES!"

[rann.livejournal.com]

But best not to allow any schoolgirls into the living room with it.

Just... best not to.

[seriousfic.livejournal.com]

Going by the crash test dummy principle, you'd have to test for safety with mechanical schoolgirls.

And really, the Japanese are just waiting for an excuse to invent those.