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seriousfic ([personal profile] seriousfic) wrote2008-09-10 12:20 pm

So long as I'm daring the gods of wank to smite me... the kids are alright

Yes, Twilight sucks. But feminists? Is your main complaint that it's sexist or that it's sexist and young girls are reading it? Let me exercise my psychic power... you played with Barbie and turned out just fine? Or some other terribly prejudiced thing? I highly doubt you were raised liking everyone racially sensitive, sexually unproblematic, and gay-friendly.

Seriously, now, "Won't someone please think of the children"? You know who you sound like, right?

Here's how it's going to happen. Twilight will be popular for another few years, then people will forget all about it. All those die-hard fans now? They'll wonder why they ever liked it. They'll deny all those badfics they wrote about kissing Edward Cullen and you know what? They'll turn out just fine.

Because, let's face it... as bad as Twilight is, is it any worse than Flowers In The Attic or a thousand other trashy novels that young girls have been reading since the beginning of time? Twilight will implode all on its own, and twenty years from now it will just be a Yuletide request to write a feminist spin on "my childhood shame."

And yes, I know Twilight is no Harry Potter, but was Harry Potter really all that great? Be honest now.

(Okay, honestly, HP is still awesome and Twilight can't lick its boots, but still, not that awesome.)

[identity profile] fembuck.livejournal.com 2008-09-10 10:33 pm (UTC)(link)
OMG! Trufax. I totally agree. We just had this discussion in the English office two days ago, and made the same points down to the V.C. Andrews/Flowers in the Attic argument. All teen girls read crappy romance fiction, and most turn out just fine. And really, with those that don't turn out fine it really shouldn't be blamed on a crappy book they read years and years ago.

The reason I hate Twilight is because I wasted my time reading it, and now it has some crazy cocaine like effect on me, where I crave it even though I know it's bad for me. I'll join in the anti-fandom lulz, but I can't take real criticism of the books seriously. I mean it sucks, but it's not like it's the worse thing to ever happen to the world, or feminism.

[identity profile] seriousfic.livejournal.com 2008-09-11 04:17 am (UTC)(link)
Speaking of crappy romance fiction, in the mood for some drunken Emma/Kitty sexin'?