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seriousfic) wrote2008-07-27 12:17 pm
seriousfic) wrote2008-07-27 12:17 pm
Am I the only one seeing a problem here?
Kung-Fu Panda
Tigress: I'm part of the Furious Five! We're various species, portrayed by actors of different races and genders, who are united into a single fighting unit. Using teamwork, I'm sure we'll be able to defeat the bad guy.
They FAIL.
Po: I'm explicitly an American Caucasian by my mannerisms and voice. I'm able to defeat the bad guy because my species (read: birth) makes me invulnerable to his attacks. Also, I'm the Chosen One, so God has pretty much declared me better than all you other people.
He beats the bad guy handily.
Tigress: I'm part of the Furious Five! We're various species, portrayed by actors of different races and genders, who are united into a single fighting unit. Using teamwork, I'm sure we'll be able to defeat the bad guy.
They FAIL.
Po: I'm explicitly an American Caucasian by my mannerisms and voice. I'm able to defeat the bad guy because my species (read: birth) makes me invulnerable to his attacks. Also, I'm the Chosen One, so God has pretty much declared me better than all you other people.
He beats the bad guy handily.