So let me get this "straight"

[seriousfic]

The Playboy Club is a show about Simon Tam, a closeted gay man who is lesbros with his beard, Alice. She works at the titular (ahem) club with Amber Heard, who wears a bunny costume. There is crushing, but Heard is straight for once. Then motherfucking Tess "Holy Shit" Mercer from Smallville shows up to sweep Alice off her feet.

The only way this show could be pandering to me more is if Jaime Murray bought the club from Hugh Hefner and just wandered through the set all day in period clothing like a gay lesbian Emma Frost (or: Emma Frost).

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[seriousfic.livejournal.com]

Dude, Nikka & Nora has a fandom. That show never even aired.

[geonncannon.livejournal.com]

True! I'm still a bit shocked that Sean Maher wasn't already out of the closet. "Was this something I already knew and then just... no? Okay." :D