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seriousfic) wrote2011-08-09 11:08 am
seriousfic) wrote2011-08-09 11:08 am
The Smurfs
Something about the indignity of having a workplace with a "Smurf Day," consisting of sexually mature adults being painted blue and dressed as Smurfs, or indeed even being given Furry-style suits, turns me into Eddie Murphy circa cocaine. Here are a few samples of my reign of terror. Can you guess all the pop culture references?
-What gives you the right to tell Green Lantern what to do?
-(to female co-worker whose costume consisted of facepaint, a blue shirt, and white pants) Are you a boy Smurf or a topless girl Smurf?
- How could you turn on Professor X? He was like a brother to you!
- Oh, Neytiri, I cried so hard when they blew up Home Tree.
- Are you now or have you ever been a Communist?
- (to Papa Smurf) Why are you the only old Smurf?
- Why'd you leave the X-Men? They could've used you during the Last Stand!
- Are you really blue or just cold?
- Is Skeletor just an undead Smurf?
- Is the Cookie Monster just a Smurf with body hair?
- Are you small and blue all over?
- It burns when I smurf, should I see a doctor?
- What do you wear after Labor Day?
- (to Papa Smurf, who replies) "What color do your balls turn when you get horny?" "I don't get horny, I'm old." "Can't you take a little blue pill?"
-What gives you the right to tell Green Lantern what to do?
-(to female co-worker whose costume consisted of facepaint, a blue shirt, and white pants) Are you a boy Smurf or a topless girl Smurf?
- How could you turn on Professor X? He was like a brother to you!
- Oh, Neytiri, I cried so hard when they blew up Home Tree.
- Are you now or have you ever been a Communist?
- (to Papa Smurf) Why are you the only old Smurf?
- Why'd you leave the X-Men? They could've used you during the Last Stand!
- Are you really blue or just cold?
- Is Skeletor just an undead Smurf?
- Is the Cookie Monster just a Smurf with body hair?
- Are you small and blue all over?
- It burns when I smurf, should I see a doctor?
- What do you wear after Labor Day?
- (to Papa Smurf, who replies) "What color do your balls turn when you get horny?" "I don't get horny, I'm old." "Can't you take a little blue pill?"