Given that everyone else is rofling, I'd like to take this opportunity to be That One Reviewer who goes halfway serious on you.
Thanks for taking a matter that would usually have people all "Omg! Not funny! How dare you! Your obvious humour makes it not okay all over again!" and totally scoring.
Additionally, this was hilarious right up until Maura swore. From then on I was mostly just biting my lip. Oh Maura, why so yummy while losing your manners?