Well..... I certainly share your sense of humour! XPPPPPP There are just too many awesome lines in this fic that I'd just copy & paste the whole thing to show you what I loved! Gah! And also, your ending? PERFECTION INCARNATE! XPPP

The whole way they went about it, just too hilarious and yes, I can see Maura making this difficult for Jane!

And if I were Korsak I would totally not believe a skateboarding accident caused that! Bicycle maybe, but definitely not skateboarding... But of course, that dreamy sigh from Maura probably killed off any curiosity Korsak might EVER have about her!!! XPPPPPP

Thanks for sharing this truly awesome and hilarious fic! I hope you write more of them in the future! (Mm, also love the irony of your username in relation to this fic...!)

P.S. I hate persimmons, but in this case, I'm totally fine with seeing it over and over again.