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seriousfic) wrote2011-02-13 11:24 am
seriousfic) wrote2011-02-13 11:24 am
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So I got in trouble at work the other day for not taking a lunch, which wasn't even my fault since the website said "Hey, you don't have a lunch today." But anyway, for failing at time management, I got to spend fifteen minutes standing around while the boss filled out a disciplinary form, which makes perfect sense.
So, is that the lamest possible thing to get in trouble for or what? If I had any more white people problems, my caviar would be room temperature instead of slightly chilled. I really need to start abusing my position better than that.
Me: (to customer with crying baby) Sir, I'm afraid I'm going to have to ask you to leave the store.
Customer: What, why?
Me: Because your son is crying like a little bitch.
So, is that the lamest possible thing to get in trouble for or what? If I had any more white people problems, my caviar would be room temperature instead of slightly chilled. I really need to start abusing my position better than that.
Me: (to customer with crying baby) Sir, I'm afraid I'm going to have to ask you to leave the store.
Customer: What, why?
Me: Because your son is crying like a little bitch.