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seriousfic) wrote2010-12-15 09:32 pm
seriousfic) wrote2010-12-15 09:32 pm
Black Swan
So, basically, Vincent Cassel plays the rapiest creeper EVER. If Ash Ketchum took Roman Polanski around the world, sexually harassing woman after woman, he would evolve into Vincent Cassal's character in this movie!
Vincent Cassel: I want there to be no boundaries between us.
Audience: WE WANT THERE TO BE ALL THE BOUNDARIES BETWEEN YOU!
Vincent Cassel: Do you have a boyfriend?
Audience: Say yes! Say a black guy!
Vincent Cassel: You're not a virgin, are you?
Audience: ONLY MEN WHO DO THE EXACT OPPOSITE OF WHAT HE'S DOING SHOULD BE ALLOWED TO TALK TO WOMEN.
Vincent Cassel: I want you to go home and masturbate.
Audience: RUN, BITCH, RUN!
Vincent Cassel: I want there to be no boundaries between us.
Audience: WE WANT THERE TO BE ALL THE BOUNDARIES BETWEEN YOU!
Vincent Cassel: Do you have a boyfriend?
Audience: Say yes! Say a black guy!
Vincent Cassel: You're not a virgin, are you?
Audience: ONLY MEN WHO DO THE EXACT OPPOSITE OF WHAT HE'S DOING SHOULD BE ALLOWED TO TALK TO WOMEN.
Vincent Cassel: I want you to go home and masturbate.
Audience: RUN, BITCH, RUN!