Chaotic Good

[seriousfic]

I'd discovered that if I were a superhero, or any part of an ensemble, I'd be the snarky, politically incorrect one who believed in doing whatever was necessary to save the world. Or to get a really good Indiana Jones movie made. Lotta people would be Scott Summers, whining "no, don't hack those people up with your adamantium claws," but I'd just smoke a cigar and tell that jerk to go have sex with his gorgeous redhead wife or his kinky blonde girlfriend, depending on the timeframe.

Wait...

Anyway, all the fanfic would be written about me, so it evens out.