~laughs~ I thought, "Hm, is a soap dildo really plausible?" And then I thought, "Fuck plausible, it's BITCH SLAP." :D So I threw it all to the wind.

Hmmmm... that could be all kinds of awesome. I'm thinking, though, of a story with Mother Superior, Sister Sarah, and Sister Batrill to finish my MMOM stories.

The convent AU may have to be on my slate for my next free period, though. ;-D