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seriousfic) wrote2010-02-24 11:40 am
seriousfic) wrote2010-02-24 11:40 am
This will not end in fire at all
Speedy Gonzalez movie to be made, have George Lopez, be politically correct. Yeah, that'll be great.
Older audience: Hey, Speedy Gonzalez, I loved those cartoons! I'll take my kids to go see that!
George Lopez: And it's not racist like it used to be!
Older audience: ...Speedy Gonzalez isn't racist.
George Lopez: Yes, he is. But not anymore!
Older audience: Why are you making a movie about a character you think is racist?
George Lopez: So that you'll want to kill yourself even more as you witness the abomination we've created in the name of providing kids with imagination-free, merchandise-driven crapfests!
Young audience: We'll pretty much eat up anything so long as you can fill a two minute trailer with talking animals, dated pop culture references, and CGI.
Older audience: Hey, Speedy Gonzalez, I loved those cartoons! I'll take my kids to go see that!
George Lopez: And it's not racist like it used to be!
Older audience: ...Speedy Gonzalez isn't racist.
George Lopez: Yes, he is. But not anymore!
Older audience: Why are you making a movie about a character you think is racist?
George Lopez: So that you'll want to kill yourself even more as you witness the abomination we've created in the name of providing kids with imagination-free, merchandise-driven crapfests!
Young audience: We'll pretty much eat up anything so long as you can fill a two minute trailer with talking animals, dated pop culture references, and CGI.
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Or they're racist because it was white guys doing the Mexican accents, but it won't be racist if it's a Latino doing a Mexican accent?
It's hard to keep up with this sort of thing.