I feel sorry for Steve. That guy can't have it easy dealing with the craziness of our modern world. Poor guy. I just wanna give him a hug and tell him, "It's ok, Cap. Not all of us 21st-century people are insane."

Then I remember that this shit is hilarious, and I find myself imagining Ororo and Kitty looking as they're designed in Wolverine and the X-Men. Then I think about all the really screwy relationships Peter's had, and all the crazy ideas Jan had about who Peter could be dating, and all the loopy crap that's happened in recent comics that you referenced, and I laugh like a nutjob.

Good work, and like that guy said, thanks to your Tigra, I'm a furry, too.