The Adventures of the Flash!

[seriousfic]

Iris: Barry, I don't know how to tell you this, but... I'm expecting.

Barry: You're expecting? I ordered my coffee twenty minutes ago!

Iris: I won't ask you to raise him. After all, he's not your son. He's... the Flash's!

Barry: Oh darn, I must've forgotten to take off my costume. Looks like being the Flash has caught up to me again!