Now we just need someone batshit OTT enough to play Trelane (and keep up with Q, because I'm still That Fan). Hmmmm... Michael Rosenbaum? Smallville is shit, but even its detractors must admit the guy can pull off comedy and pure evil villainy well. Take the psycho-and-loving-it Lex of Onyx and ramp up the scenery-chewing and you'd be off to a good start.