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[seriousfic]

Eddie Blake: Hey Sally... how about a kiss for your faithful teammate?

Sally Jupiter: I already said no, Eddie!

Eddie Blake: Oh really?

He unzips his pants. A blue glow fills the room.

Eddie Blake: How do you spell that?

Sally Jupiter: (overjoyed) Y-E-Sex!



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Comments

[potatoko.livejournal.com]

Not guaranteed not to give you cancer, however.