OuaT fics
Title: It's The Great Pumpkin, Regina Mills!
Fandom: Once Upon A Time
Rating: PG-13
Characters/Pairings: Emma/Regina, Henry Mills, Mr. Gold, David Nolan, Mary-Margaret Blanchard
Word Count: 2,054
Summary: Henry probably doesn't need the Savior and the Evil Queen to watch his back while he goes trick or treating. But better safe than sorry.
“I look fine,” Emma said preemptively. “But isn’t it just weird how Halloween has become some kind of swimsuit competition? I mean, who are we dressing to impress? As long as we like how we’re dressed, what’s wrong with not being sexy? That’s not what Halloween is about. Who said women should be obligated to put on a striptease at the end of October?”
Behind her door, the ruffling of Regina putting on her costume slowed to a stop. “How bad is it?” Regina asked.
Title: The Hard Way
Fandom: Once Upon A Time
Rating: R
Characters/Pairings: Regina/Emma, David Nolan, Mary-Margaret Blanchard
Word Count: 3,296
Summary: If Emma wants a son so bad, Regina will give her one. Just not the easy way.
“Well, as you are straight, I should think this would simplify matters a great deal. You were attracted to me, even though I didn’t have a penis, but now that I do—for the moment—you should feel a great deal less conflicted.”
Title: Tinkerhell
Fandom: Once Upon A Time
Rating: PG-13
Characters/Pairings: Emma/Regina, Regina/Tinkerbell, Captain Hook, David Nolan, Mary-Margaret Blanchard
Word Count: 3,715
Summary: Emma doesn’t know what Tinkerbell is up to—holding hands with Regina, hugging Regina, sleeping next to Regina, talking about how much she loves Regina—but she’s going to find out!
“You know what I think it is? I think you see Regina having herself a faithful female companion and wish you had one of her own.”
“You think I’m jealous of Regina because she has a BFF?” Emma gestured wildly, nearly hitting David’s nose, which was already bleeding profusely. He pinched it shut. “If anything, I pity that pixie. I give it forty-eight hours before Regina’s come up with some reason to set her on fire, if she hasn’t done it to us by then.”
Title: Monster-In-Law
Fandom: Once Upon A Time
Rating: PG-13
Characters/Pairings: Emma/Regina, Mary-Margaret Blanchard
Word Count: 2,566
Summary: Of course Mary-Margaret won't let Emma and Regina get married. It's incest, after all. And so what if that means treating Regina as her mother? How bad can it be?
Regina sat down. “I think it’s the time we had the Talk.”
“We’re not having the Talk!” Mary-Margaret protested. “I know how sex works! I have a daughter!”
“Then you don’t even know to use protection!”
Fandom: Once Upon A Time
Rating: PG-13
Characters/Pairings: Emma/Regina, Henry Mills, Mr. Gold, David Nolan, Mary-Margaret Blanchard
Word Count: 2,054
Summary: Henry probably doesn't need the Savior and the Evil Queen to watch his back while he goes trick or treating. But better safe than sorry.
“I look fine,” Emma said preemptively. “But isn’t it just weird how Halloween has become some kind of swimsuit competition? I mean, who are we dressing to impress? As long as we like how we’re dressed, what’s wrong with not being sexy? That’s not what Halloween is about. Who said women should be obligated to put on a striptease at the end of October?”
Behind her door, the ruffling of Regina putting on her costume slowed to a stop. “How bad is it?” Regina asked.
Title: The Hard Way
Fandom: Once Upon A Time
Rating: R
Characters/Pairings: Regina/Emma, David Nolan, Mary-Margaret Blanchard
Word Count: 3,296
Summary: If Emma wants a son so bad, Regina will give her one. Just not the easy way.
“Well, as you are straight, I should think this would simplify matters a great deal. You were attracted to me, even though I didn’t have a penis, but now that I do—for the moment—you should feel a great deal less conflicted.”
Title: Tinkerhell
Fandom: Once Upon A Time
Rating: PG-13
Characters/Pairings: Emma/Regina, Regina/Tinkerbell, Captain Hook, David Nolan, Mary-Margaret Blanchard
Word Count: 3,715
Summary: Emma doesn’t know what Tinkerbell is up to—holding hands with Regina, hugging Regina, sleeping next to Regina, talking about how much she loves Regina—but she’s going to find out!
“You know what I think it is? I think you see Regina having herself a faithful female companion and wish you had one of her own.”
“You think I’m jealous of Regina because she has a BFF?” Emma gestured wildly, nearly hitting David’s nose, which was already bleeding profusely. He pinched it shut. “If anything, I pity that pixie. I give it forty-eight hours before Regina’s come up with some reason to set her on fire, if she hasn’t done it to us by then.”
Title: Monster-In-Law
Fandom: Once Upon A Time
Rating: PG-13
Characters/Pairings: Emma/Regina, Mary-Margaret Blanchard
Word Count: 2,566
Summary: Of course Mary-Margaret won't let Emma and Regina get married. It's incest, after all. And so what if that means treating Regina as her mother? How bad can it be?
Regina sat down. “I think it’s the time we had the Talk.”
“We’re not having the Talk!” Mary-Margaret protested. “I know how sex works! I have a daughter!”
“Then you don’t even know to use protection!”