I think you meant polyamory here since they are not married, but I could totally see Diana wanting to make an honest woman out of Selina^H^H^H^H formalize their relationship and Selina's all "I don't do marriage" and Diana will sigh just a little and be like "I know. How many times do I have to say it? It's not marriage. It's pubically recognizing our bond" and Selina will be all "Seriously. I don't do marriage" all the way down the aisle. Or temple or whatever. And wake up the next morning "Christ. I can't believe I'm Mrs. Diana...? What the hell is her last name?"
Also, Di is a *pimp*. Who else can make a booty call asking you to come over and have sex with someone else? "Can you come over and have sex with my other gf cause I've been neglecting my main one, but I don't want other gf to go away empty handed?"
And I loved these lines. They literally made me laugh out loud. "Diana had gray eyes and Donna’s were the shade of blue favored by cover models and white supremacists.
"I need a boyfriend," Selina muttered. Everyone glanced at her."Or, you know, whatever. Here, Io, back up..."
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"Polygamy. Right."
I think you meant polyamory here since they are not married, but I could totally see Diana wanting to make an honest woman out of Selina^H^H^H^H formalize their relationship and Selina's all "I don't do marriage" and Diana will sigh just a little and be like "I know. How many times do I have to say it? It's not marriage. It's pubically recognizing our bond" and Selina will be all "Seriously. I don't do marriage" all the way down the aisle. Or temple or whatever. And wake up the next morning "Christ. I can't believe I'm Mrs. Diana...? What the hell is her last name?"
Also, Di is a *pimp*. Who else can make a booty call asking you to come over and have sex with someone else? "Can you come over and have sex with my other gf cause I've been neglecting my main one, but I don't want other gf to go away empty handed?"
And I loved these lines. They literally made me laugh out loud.
"Diana had gray eyes and Donna’s were the shade of blue favored by cover models and white supremacists.
"I need a boyfriend," Selina muttered. Everyone glanced at her."Or, you know, whatever. Here, Io, back up..."
Great work.