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seriousfic) wrote2009-01-25 09:40 pm
seriousfic) wrote2009-01-25 09:40 pm
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Yet more random thoughts
Why are all urban fantasy heroes private investigators of some sort? Why not a wedding planner? Sounds easy, but imagine having to cater the wedding of a werewolf and a vampire. You just know trying to host a werewolf pack and a vampire coven in the same reception would be high-larious.
And the plots come up with themselves. Imagine an elf who wants to marry a Tam Lin-type character, or a gay vampire marriage. You think homophobia is bad now, imagine how it would be with vampires who were born when homosexuality was considered a satanic plot.
Plus, gay vampire marriage is fun to say. In fact, I think it'd make a good title.
Gay Vampire Marriage!
And the plots come up with themselves. Imagine an elf who wants to marry a Tam Lin-type character, or a gay vampire marriage. You think homophobia is bad now, imagine how it would be with vampires who were born when homosexuality was considered a satanic plot.
Plus, gay vampire marriage is fun to say. In fact, I think it'd make a good title.