Oh. Oh my. I love this. It was extremely witty/hilarious and hot at the same time. You get some GREAT one-liners in here.

Emergency B&E was one thing, but the thought of her spending any significant time watching me sleep ignited a sticky warmth that gripped my insides. Wait, that wasn’t right. Crawl, skin, crawl!

That is so Rachel.

I was also amused by the business card with the Chibi Dracula. Awesome detail. This fic is made of win.