Fulfilling a meme

[seriousfic]

Felicia/Peter/Emma fic, why won't you JUST HAPPEN?

It's two of the most promiscuous women in the Marvel universe and a guy who is well-documented as liking sex. What's the problem here?

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[cissie-king.livejournal.com]

But to corrupt he already has Scott Summers, who offers a more repressed challenge and is not a dirty commoner. Spidey doesn't offer anything new.

[seriousfic.livejournal.com]

Spidey doesn't offer anything new.

Web-bondage. Snark. Eyes.

Vote Parker in '08.

[cissie-king.livejournal.com]

Bah! Nothing rope and telepathic subduing can't do. Emma has enough snark on herself and dislikes competition. Eyes, I give you, though. But Cyclops has a better policy on school vouchers and off shore oil drilling.

[seriousfic.livejournal.com]

Peter can see Russia from the bridge where Gwen Stacy died.

And you can't bukkake rope. If you could, Wonder Woman would've found a way by now.