Fulfilling a meme

[seriousfic]

Felicia/Peter/Emma fic, why won't you JUST HAPPEN?

It's two of the most promiscuous women in the Marvel universe and a guy who is well-documented as liking sex. What's the problem here?

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[seriousfic.livejournal.com]

He ate someone's head, for Ra's sake! Let's see Scott Summers top that!

Not filling the quota of depravity just means that Emma will have fun determining what he's repressed, then either milking it or corrupting him to the point of being bastard enough to be likeable.

[cissie-king.livejournal.com]

But to corrupt he already has Scott Summers, who offers a more repressed challenge and is not a dirty commoner. Spidey doesn't offer anything new.

[seriousfic.livejournal.com]

Spidey doesn't offer anything new.

Web-bondage. Snark. Eyes.

Vote Parker in '08.

[cissie-king.livejournal.com]

Bah! Nothing rope and telepathic subduing can't do. Emma has enough snark on herself and dislikes competition. Eyes, I give you, though. But Cyclops has a better policy on school vouchers and off shore oil drilling.

[seriousfic.livejournal.com]

Peter can see Russia from the bridge where Gwen Stacy died.

And you can't bukkake rope. If you could, Wonder Woman would've found a way by now.