They're they type who'd go to some bar for their first date, finish the night up with a nice brawl, and consider it a perfect night out. I love them so much, it's almost ridiculous.

And I just... cannot get the image of Zinda in an EYEPATCH out of my head. Because I have this thing with pirate!fic that's just borderline obsessive. Almost.

Which means you really must write more! *grins* Because absolutely nobody writes Hel/Zinda, even after that King Shark arc.