You know, for something to trashy, Twilight gives me all kinds of fun plotbunnies lately.

I've got an idea for a plot that seems to parallel the "vampire bad boy + girl who gets enthralled" vampire romance plot to a tee... right up until we find out he's a serial killer and actually DOES want to eat her.

I've also got an idea for basically what Twilight would have been like if it was one-sided... in other words, confused, creepy, obsessed vampire stalker whose stalk-ee does NOT feel the love. ;)