You know, I have a secret desire to write a novel that starts out with the appearance of going down the human-female vampire-male romance road, then takes a sudden turn around chapter two or three and becomes a totally un-romantic and somewhat dry political thriller where our heroine realizes that having mind-controlling blood suckers around the place might not be a good idea, and tries to get the government to do something about it.

No romance. None. She thinks Mr. Vampire is a douche by the first third, at least.

The sole purpose of this novel would be to disappoint teenage girls. Is that sexist?