Damnit, I still want Max Payne 3

[seriousfic]

John Moore, director of the Max Payne movie (not to be confused with the Max Payne game... no, seriously, don't confuse the two, one has Ludacris as a hard-boiled police detective), complained that his film was given an R after the MPAA "gave The Dark Knight a PG-13 rating and basically sucked Warner Bros. cock."

That sounds pretty bad, but on the other hand... I'd suck The Dark Knight's cock. In fact, I'd let it have a threeway with me and The Incredible Hulk. I mean, who wouldn't?

Comments

[cissie-king.livejournal.com]

I dunno... Hulk would hurt.

[mcity.livejournal.com]

"HULK SLASH!"

What? It was the perfect setup line.

[cissie-king.livejournal.com]

Don't make him horny; you won't like him when he's horny.

[lejo.livejournal.com]

Bah, everyone knows Bottoms are always more Butch. And Hulk is Butchest there is!