seriousfic: (Secret of the Kells)
Title: Avengers: Earth’s Muppetest Heroes
Fandom: The Avengers/The Muppets
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 6,352
Characters/Pairings: The Muppets, the Avengers
Summary: When the Muppets base their next movie on the Avengers’ adventures, Earth’s mightiest heroes find themselves taking on Earth’s feltiest puppets for a ride-along, leading to hijinx, shenanigans, and the worst episode of The Dating Game since Rodney James Alcala.

“I’m sure you won’t. Now, if you could all sign the standard Marvel Movie contract. It’s a lot like your old Rich and Famous contract, but without the ‘Rich’ part. You’ll also need to make cameos in some other movies. Guardians of the Galaxy, Captain America 2, the all-female remake of Free Willy, and of course, Saw 9: Saw ’N Sniff.”
seriousfic: (Default)
Title: They'll give you a statue when you're done
Fandom: Avengers movieverse
Rating: PG
Word Count: 2,052
Characters/Pairings: Steve Rogers, Tony Stark
Summary: If it weren't for Yinsen, Tony Stark wouldn't have been Iron Man. If it weren't for Erskine, Steve Rogers wouldn't have been Captain America.

I know what it's like. You take a man who's so wise and with all that wisdom, he ends up making you his life's work. It's a lot to live up to. I'm glad you're not letting it go. )
seriousfic: (Default)
So I, like, tried to write a part with Pepper and Holmes, but then I got bored and decided to just post this.



Title: Elementary, My Dear Pepper
Fandom: Sherlock Holmes/Iron Man
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 835
Characters/Pairings: Tony Stark, John Watson
Summary: For reasons too complicated to be explained ever, Pepper and Watson have switched places. Tony is used to this brave new world.

It had been one thing when they were roommates in college. Watson had appreciated the medical experience, which would surely come in handy if he was ever on a game show where all the questions pertained to symptoms of venereal diseases. On the whole, in fact, Watson would say he'd seen Stark's dick more than the entirety of the female gender. )
seriousfic: (Barda is not the world's best cook)
Title: From Russia With Love (And A Catsuit)
Fandom: Iron Man
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 3,032
Characters/Pairings: Natasha/Pepper, Tony Stark
Author's notes: Takes place after Iron Man 2. Written as part of [livejournal.com profile] help_pakistan for [livejournal.com profile] yetanothermask, who asked for and will get Jerkass Tony, Natasha/Pepper, and action. Action/adventure. There's an action.
Summary: What Pepper's diary will look like tomorrow: "Dear diary, today I lost my job, was kidnapped by Blackwater, and kissed a girl. I liked it."

It was all Gabourey Sidibe's fault. If you asked Tony. If you asked Pepper, it was Tony's fault for being a patronizing ass who was way too smug for a man who hadn't done his own laundry in seventeen years. And that was only one time because he was sure he'd invented a much better form of soap suds. )
seriousfic: (Spider-Man Night Fever)
If I'd been really honest with the pairings, it'd be something like "references to Thor/Ororo, Tony/Natasha, and Felicia being Felicia."

Title: Spidey’s Got A Girlfriend 2: Girlfriend Harder!
Fandom: Marvel Adventures Avengers
Rating: PG
Word Count: 5,585
Characters/Pairings: Peter/MJ, Jan, Ororo, the Avengers, and special guest Spider-love interests!
Last Part: Spidey’s Got A Girlfriend!
Summary: So Peter’s dating someone. Someone secret. Well, what if she’s a shapeshifter or a stalker or an alien? Or all three? It’s a good thing Peter has friends like Jan and Ororo to find out who he’s dating, and if she’s a shapeshifting alien stalker.

Jan pointed a finger in Tigra’s face. “Are you now or have you ever been Spidey’s girlfriend?” )
seriousfic: (Spider-Man Night Fever)
Title: Spidey’s got a girlfriend!
Fandom: Marvel Adventures Avengers
Rating: PG
Word Count: 3,168
Characters/Pairings: Peter/MJ, the Avengers, Dr. Doom
Summary: The Avengers were born to handle emergencies no single superhero could withstand, like alien invasions, doomsday plots, and Spider-Man getting lucky (!).

“Ah, for christ’s sake!” Logan jerked out of his nap. “Isn’t it obvious the boy’s been getting some trim? He reeks of redhead!” )
seriousfic: (Iron Man)
Title: Obi
Fandom: Iron Man movieverse
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 476
Characters/Pairings: Tony Stark, Obadiah Stane, references to Tony/Pepper
Summary: Tony doesn't have a dad, but Obadiah does his best.

Hi Obi, it's me. Do you know if I'm in love with Pepper? )
seriousfic: (Cat/Spider)
Title: The Queer Case of Spider-Man and Tony Stark’s Family Jewels
Fandom: Spectacular Spider-Man/Iron Man movieverse
Rating: PG-13
Pairings: Any permutation of Peter Parker, Tony Stark, Pepper Potts, and Felicia Hardy that you can name. Except that one.
Word Count: 4,972
Timeline: During the symbiote arc of Spectacular Spider-Man and post-movie Iron Man. Sequel to Don’t Steal My Heart (Take The Diamonds Instead).
Acknowledgments: Beta by [livejournal.com profile] htbthomas
Summary: Never invite a cat burglar to a formal soiree. It’s tacky.

So I just look that dragon square in the face and say 'Look, I don't care if you were born without genitalia, you're a fifty-foot gecko in purple pants. Who're ya gonna screw, Hillary Clinton?' )
seriousfic: (Default)
Title: Armored
Rating: PG
Characters/Pairings: implied Tony/Pepper
Word Count: 695
Summary: Pepper wonders what it takes to build an Iron Man.

Little sexy, isn’t it? It’s okay. Girls go crazy for a sharp-dressed man, or so I’m told. )
seriousfic: (Default)
Title: Breathes Like Cotton!
Rating: PG-13
Characters/Pairings: The New Avengers, Mary-Jane Watson, Jessica Jones
Word Count: 1008
Summary: Tony Stark's newest scheme... an Avengers clothing line. It's enough to make his comrades long for the days of the SHRA.

Tony, I’m not sure I’m comfortable wearing undies with you on them. )
seriousfic: (Rilly Rilly Serious Cat)
I got bored waiting for Joey Q to get run out of Marvel on a rail, so here’s the fic of (a Quesada-less) tomorrow… today!


Title: Curtains
Rating: PG-13
Characters/Pairings: Peter/MJ, Tony Stark, Jessica Drew
Word Count: 2,336
Summary: The longest hours of Mary-Jane’s life are waiting for Peter to come home. Sometimes, coming home doesn’t make things any better.

Peter had come in through the window, dressed in that suit that at times like this she could never figure out how she’d once thought it was sexy. The blue parts were soaked into darkness and the red seemed to escape and spread over the black stitching that covered it. He seemed like one massive wound. Taking the mask off didn’t help. )

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